HeHeHunter

Why Screw up?

1. Clarins SUCKS!

I walk to Clarins Counter and asked for advice for my super oily face. I was planning to buy any products for my face, rich boy mah… but I forgot to bring my Card, therefore I plan to buy tomorrow but to get advice today. Well, the only thing the promoter said was “Use XXX, it’s just right for you”. “How much is it? May I look at it?” I asked. She reply me like as if I’m a beggar outside the streets, “RM118, I’ll show you when you want to buy”.

WTF??? You’ll only show me if I want to buy? Fine, I walk off. No wonder she need makeup… It’s to cover her wrinkles due to stress buildup in bad sales! I end up buying Skin Food Peppermint Cleansing Foam for Men. You see, this is how this promoter lose her customers. Oh yeah, I’m being sarcastic.

2. DiGi caused me to walk 1.2KM back home.

Whenever 5 minutes before reaching home at around 10pm after work, I’ll call my dad to fetch me outside. However, when I tried to call my dad, DiGi was happy to say “We’re sorry. You do not have sufficient credit to call…” I was stunned and quickly press *126# and I still have RM 3.25 left. So, I tried calling my dad again. Still the same message from DiGi.

When I get down from bus stop. I walked home with an angry face. URGH!!! Moral of the story: Make sure you have at least RM10 credit with you or you might end up unable to call when you need to.

It caused knee pain on my right knee… I think my left knee problem start to recur again… Freak… OUCH!!!

3. Customer complain? Complain lah…

I was the only promoter working for today. So, there will be no partner for the day. Around 6.30pm, I walked out to have my dinner. Around 7.10pm, I reached my own counter getting to know that a customer wants to complain about me stating that I’m not at the counter serving the customers. Note: You’ll be expecting a dead person instead of a promoter if you’re going to force me to work without eating anything. Besides, if I don’t go and eat, 1 hour is still deducted from my salary. Why don’t go and have dinner instead?

So, since that customer wants to complain, complain lor… The customer can choose to pay the product directly. Instead, she waited for me. Yay! Tomorrow will be my last day!!!

4. HeHeHunter going to stay in hospital starting this Monday.

Don’t ask me why and I’m not gonna say why.

I’m sad… I really do…

Anyone bother to give me a hug?

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The reason why Streamyx is slow…

Due to Tian Yi (destiny), the Sea Dragon King (hoi loong wong) castle received a Christmas forwarded sms which warned the King to stop partying and stop drinking chivas. However, as he did not heed the warning, it caused the Taiwan 7.1 richter earthquake and it caused serious damage to his undersea palatial mansion. He, the Sea Dragon King got mad and bit off the cables connecting the World Wide Web. So now it becomes World Wide Wait (WWW). Slowmyx was affected and TMwait was rendered useless. the advertised 1Mbps has now been reduced to 1Bps. All these while Malaysians were accustomed to the less than 1Mbps (you know-lah what you see in advertisements are for cuci mata saja ) concept.

Malaysians were left with TMwait after TMwait gobbled up all other companies while the World Wide Web was down, thus the Super Saiyan TM Megacorp was formed. All the staff became very fiery when they talk ( but kao beh kao bu-lah) all the kbkb talk makes Malaysians very angry. Some became The Hulk and start to thrash TM Megacorps premises due to the World Wide Wait. “Cho Ha Mi? Lag Lag Lag. Now disconnect!” That was the Anti-WWW’s slogan. At that time, TM Megacorp’s President was at his In-Laws’ eating Nasi Lemak at Kampung Batu Tengkujuh. This caused a very serious problem in the telecommunication industry as they needed to stop the bad publicity (kiasu that other ppl find out how Slowmyx performs). As the riots continued, the Super Saiyan staff start to use all their power to pacify the rioting Malaysians. All they did was show the Sea Dragon King’s mugshot on the gigantic plasma screen outside of their premises (almost 150 inch wo..not gigantic meh?)

This caused the users to be misled and my oh my, the President of TM Megacorp comes back but finds that he needs a quick fix for the problem. All he can do is pray. Suddenly, he have a bright idea. He wants to declare war on Sea Dragon King as he caused so much trouble for his company. He solicited help from Soddom Hassan, Adalf Hitter, Mr Raju the Chapati Guy, The Cable Guy, Starsky & Hutch to help form an attack plan.

As the planning were undertaken, it caused so much headache and confusion as the plans given by all of his PRO-tem committee could not destroy the Sea Dragon Kingdom. Then, they sent a spy nicknamed Hoi Guai (sea turtle) to infiltrate the Kingdom. Wow, he saw many sculptures of Pots, Pans, Stoves and also many building in the shape of Corell Reeves (artificial Coral Reef like tyre,ship, etc lah) . He also found out that they have power in the sea. He tried to test Kryptonite on the inhabitants of the Kingdom but they were seemingly unaffected by it. After he reported back to TM Megacorp, the President had to throw out all plans by his committee except for Mr Raju’s plan.

Mr. Raju’s plan were to use the world’s biggest chapati to absorb the Sea Water and force the ouster of the Sea Dragon King. The President used the plan and after seven seven forty nine days of battle, the Sea was absorbed and he lost his powers. Mr. Raju was then given the title Grandfather. (the highest honour in Malaysia). Sea Dragon King was captured and stripped off his scales and his Kingdom was then demolished and built into studio apartments for sale.

I feel like laughing after reading this… Sigh… TM ah, improve ler….

Note: This is just fiction. You don’t like it, you may leave the site.
Source: Uncyclopedia

HeHeHunter Rumbles Streamyx

The Conficker worm, sometimes called Downadup or Kido has managed to infect a large number of computers. Specifics are hard to come by, but some researchers estimate that millions of computers have been infected with this threat since January.

However, it seem like April Fool joke to me…

Anyway, here’s some information about this Conficker:

What does the Conficker worm do?

The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. What will that software do? We don’t know. Most likely the worm will be used to create a botnet that will be rented out to criminals who want to send SPAM, steal IDs and direct users to online scams and phishing sites.

The Conficker worm mostly spreads across networks. If it finds a vulnerable computer, it turns off the automatic backup service, deletes previous restore points, disables many security services, blocks access to a number of security web sites and opens infected machines to receive additional programs from the malware’s creator. The worm then tries to spread itself to other computers on the same network.

How does the worm infect a computer?

The Downadup worm tries to take advantage of a problem with Windows (a vulnerability) called MS08-067 to quietly install itself. Users who automatically receive updates from Microsoft are already protected from this. The worm also tries to spread by copying itself into shared folders on networks and by infecting USB devices such as memory sticks.

Who is at risk?

Users whose computers are not configured to receive patches and updates from Microsoft and who are not running an up to date antivirus product are most at risk. Users who do not have a genuine version of Windows from Microsoft are most at risk since pirated system usually cannot get Microsoft updates and patches.

Well, it look like Symantec and Microsoft had started with their “marketing strategy” to sell their products. First, Norton came up with a solution where users can use their anti-virus to protect their computers. But you need to key in your e-mail to download them, then they will send you newsletter market their products. Nice Strategy? Microsoft even quoted “Users who do not have a genuine version of Windows from Microsoft are most at risk since pirated system usually cannot get Microsoft updates and patches.” More like another marketing strategy to promote Microsoft Genuine Advantage. So, they should thank this so called April Fool’s Virus for giving them more marketing opportunity, no?

I’m tested 6 different anti-virus this week, namely Norton Internet Security, Avast 4 Home Edition, Kaspersky Internet Security, Avira, McAfee, and I end up using the free version of AVG Anti-Virus; again…

I’ll stay with AVG for the time being. The only thing I hate is that when I try to open crack file, it’ll be blocked. And, where’s the option to disable the anti-virus Resident Shield?

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